'Little Old Lady' jokes..
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. 'Don't worry about that,' says St Peter, 'it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulderblades for wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God,'says the old lady, 'now what is happening?' 'Not to worry,' says St Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.' 'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.' 'You can't go there,'says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and sodomized.' 'Maybe so,' says the old lady, 'but I've already got the holes drilled for that.
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Bessie looks him over, 'Nope.'
Sam says excitedly, 'Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?'
Bessie looks again, 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything DIFFERENT?'
Bessie looks up and says, 'Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and the damn thing will be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Sam Yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
To which Bessie replies, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.. Shoulda bought a hat.'
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There is an old lady driving on Interstate 22. A police car pulls her over and explains to the lady she is going 22 mph. she said 'I know, isn't that the speed limit? The officer said, 'No, this is interstate 22'. the police officer looks in the back seat and there are three children looking quite ill. he asks her if they need help and she explains, 'No, we just left interstate 119.'
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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims 'I want to join your biker club.' The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her 'You have a bike?' The little old lady says 'Yea, that's my Harley over there' and points to a Harley parked in the driveway. The biker asks her 'Do you smoke?' The little old lady says 'Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool.' The biker is impressed and asks 'Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?' The little old lady says 'No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times.'